The trip to Ghenna....I mean Walmart.
So its been a day.
I took 4 kids to Walmart at 38 weeks pregnant. Having contractions approximately every 4 minutes. NOt super strong however. just annoying.
Its my sister's birthday tomorrow and we had to get a bday present for her.
Okay Jamari's in sling in the parking lot. Samuel & Kaylin hold my hands and Zeria tags along close beside. Get into store. Head to bathroom.
ALL stalls are full. Not normal at this WAlmart. So we have to take turns rather then all going in at once. I can't keep Jamari in the sling and use the toilet at the same time. I take Jamari out of the sling and have Zeria hold his hand. He sits on the floor and starts screaming.
I do my business as quickly as possible and grab Jamari put him back in the sling and get OUT of there.
Head to get cart. Jamari has settled down. But I am NOT carrying him in the sling all over Wal-mart. HE loves riding in the cart. HA!
Put him in the cart and he starts SCREAMING. So head towards the binky/diaper section to buy a new binky. In hopes that this will shut him up. I'm gonna open the package and put it in his mouth, pay for it when I'm done shopping. Half way to the binky section Kaylin who is riding in the bucket part of the cart slips and bangs her mouth on the cart.
She starts screaming. I pick her up and carry her trying to soothe her. I KNOW the number 1 thing that will stop her is to nurse her. Which I do not normally do in public anymore. But I can only handle so many babies screaming at once. So I see a bench in the mens section. Sit on it. Have Samuel sit on floor beside it, and Zeria on the bench beside me. Pop out boob insert in Kaylins mouth. Instant silence there. Jamari??? He's still SCREAMING!!!!!
I take the sling and throw it over his head. In an attempt to remove all stimulation. It muffles him and he starts winding down (a bit). But still pretty ticked. Big kids are minding quite nicely.
Kaylin settles down for a nice long nurse. *sigh* Eventually we switch sides. Jamari is still crying. Nice lady comes to talk. Oh poor baby he's so tired. I say..."No he's mad he just had a nap." Oh poor baby. He's so sweet. (yeah right lady want him he's for sale cheap?
) I say the sling is over his head to calm him. She says I understand. (yeah I'm sure she does)
Kaylin lets go of second side. All smiles. Put her back in cart. Head to binky section ASAP. Having put Jamari in the sling in hopes that that will work. Pick up first Nuk I can find. Don't realize til MUCH MUCH later its pink. Don't even care. LOL
Put it in Jamari's mouth. He continues to SCREAM! *sigh*
Head to jewelry department. Samuel forgets to pay attention bumps into something. Go to guide him out of the way and he throws his body like I've pushed him. Knocking Zeria over. Zeria's in tears. Samuel's mad at me. Comfort Zeria. Listen to Jamari scream. Look for some lady pulling out her cell phone calling CPS
Take Jamari out of sling put him in cart. Remind Samuel to pay attention again. Find bracelets for sister. Let kids pick them out. *gasp* I think Jamari has SHUT up.
AWWWWWW we're quiet. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Go to find necklaces. Zeria doesn't like the one I find. She wants the one with the butterfly. (its ugly) Finally negotiate her into a different one. (Ok told her we're getting this one END of discussion) 
Head up to pay for necklaces. Of course I pick the line that the person in front of me doesn't have a bar code on one of their things. Cashier pages somebody to find item. We stand there and stand there. Finally the man who was buying the item went and got it so he and his wife could get out of there.
Kids have stood quite nicely at this point. Look like model saints. "OH, your children are soooooooo well behaved says cashier." GAG GAG GAG GAG says the mom. *sigh*
Head to car praying that I don't have anymore disasters happen. And pray that I NEVER ever do something so stupid again as to take 4 kids to Walmart when 38 weeks pregnant.