July 30, 2008
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Important life lessons. *snort*
I have some very important life lessons to share today.
Lesson One; If you see something on the far left side of your computer chair on the floor. Get up and get it. Do not lean over and try to reach it. Your chair will tip you will grab your desk trying to prevent you from falling. Get stuck half way up and half way down. And have all of your family torn between laughing and rescuing you. It does not save time and energy. Get up out of the chair and pick it up.
Lesson Two; When your three your old son comes out of the bedroom with his shirt off don't ask him why. He'll tell you. "I took my shirt off so I could play with my belly button. Its very hard not to respond to that with extreme laughter.
Lesson Three; When your son comes out covered in spit. Don't ask why. Just clean it up. IF you get the answer...well its just too much. "We were playing fire breathing dragons." The spit was red (they sucked on a otter pop before spitting). I was torn between horrified and amused. I'm still not sure which one I should be.
Lesson Four; Huh. I guess there's just three. Enjoy some laughter at my expense.
Comments (5)
Been there, done that on #1. Oh, the joys of parenthood!!! #2-3
Number 1 - oh my word.. I have done this many times.. I have not fallen each time but always ask myself.. why don't I ever learn..
Number 3.. hilarious! red spit! lol.
tooooo funny!!!! i can hear my boys say that about the belly button! the fire breathing, they are too much of germaphobics to do stuff liek that! but i still got a chuckle out of this blog!
The chair thing is so funny. How lazy and inventive we can be if we want something and don't want to get up! ROFL
Ewww... red spit... If you don't laugh you'll probably cry.. so just laugh.
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