August 2, 2007

• Caution rated C for Conservative

  I got this in a email today.  I found them all appropriate.

   

  "On what day did God make all the fossils?"
  "Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right."
  "So you are pro-abortion but against killing terrorists?"
  "If you aren't liberal at 18, you have no heart. If you aren't conservative by 35 you have no intelligence."
  "Only a Liberal Could Turn a Terrorist Into a Victim."
  "Love thy enemies implies not killing them."
  "Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who didn't."
  "Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?"
  
  
  
  

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