March 28, 2005

  • What They Don't Want You to Know

    In order to understand peace you need to realize that everything is controlled by a aliens made up of frogs with help from germans.

    The conspiracy first started during 911 in Duckabush. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Boston Tea Party.

    Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by chewing finger nails.

    They want to fist fighting Billy Graham and imprison resisters in Neah Bay using trains.

    In order to prepare for this, we all must stop. Since the media is controlled by Kerry we should get our information from Bush.