October 26, 2003
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Okay its time for some funnies. I forgot to blog one. Which is still making me giggle. And a couple others that have just happened recently.
So first one of this mornings. Was attempting to dress nekky Rainee who had just gotten out of the tub. She was not cooperating as per usual. She headed out of my reach. And I said. "Hey, where's your naked butt going. She stopped. Looked at me. Bent down and touched her privates." And gave me this look. You know the one. "My butt is where its always been thank you very much."
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Dressed said child. In a very cute blue and white dress complete with bloomers, and pinafore. Mari was dutifully impressed. Rainee be'au'iful. She got horses on her. Rocking horses. Forget the details of the outfit. If its got horses its a hit with Mari. *giggles*
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But the true giggle happened at the corn maze. Oh my goodness did Sam get his. He kept running too far ahead on the corn maze. And we lived in fear for over an hour that we would loose him for good. Anyhow we knew my mom was out in the yard and pretty much figured she would stop him, so at the end when we knew we were headed down the exit we kind of gave up. He got way ahead of us very quickly. We chased after him as fast as we could with 3 tired toddlers. And got out just in time to see him heading into the 'cemetary'. "Samuel Eugene come here. " I beller in my best mom public voice. He ignores me. Samuel Eugene come now. I repeat. HE continues to head towards this man sitting in a cage. He wasn't a real man some kind of plastic critter thingy. Well he gets right close to the monster. Completely ignoring mommy and daddy. And the plastic critter in the cage starts shake rattle and rolling. Its almost dark. And this apparently terrified Sam. HE SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMS I'm sure half of Sequim heard him. And runs pell-mell tumble bumble for mom. He didn't leave my side the rest of the evening. ROFL. Best discipline he could have ever received. And I didn't have to come up with it.
Had a very hard time feeling sympathetic with him....*snigger*
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Oh one more after I hit submit *giggles* Dh's favorite funny of the week. He was helping Kaylin play with the paint program on the computer. Keep in mind she's THREE. They drew little people together. And Rob *thought* he was drawing each of the kids Anyhow Rob was doing "So, do they need eyes, what else do they need, kind of parent talk." And Kaylin says. "They don't look right they need boobs!" ROFL Something he never never wants to talk about with his daughters. *giggles*
I love my children. *snicker* Except of course when their completely wearing me out.
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Comments (7)
rofl how cute!
Hehehe.. thanks for sharing those things... so cute!
What great funnies! Hehehehe.
Ah, the spontanaeity of the three year old. All of thoes were so cute! Is there an unwritten universal rule that says you know you are in biggo trouble when the parental unit calls you by two or three of your names given at birth?! LOL! (((Thanks again!))) How cute!
One Halloween I was supposed to be doing the candy at my grandfathers house . .I forgot my keys so couldn't get in . . Had the candy so I lit the pumpkin and hunched up, hat pulled down in my witch costume on the front steps . . Two little monsters coming up the drive "If they don't give up any candy I think we should egg'em" "Yeah" "People who don't give out candy" On the first step . . "Suck. That witch thing is so Fake looking" Me "BOO!" Them "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Me again *Evil snickers* It was beautiful. hehehehhe.
Just another day in the life of a mommy, huh? ROFL Kids are so funny!
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