September 25, 2003
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Well this has been a intresting day. She says with major sarcasm.
We haven't gone "real" grocery shopping since before vacation. So today was finally pay-day and it was URGENT. ROFL
And my housekeeper/babysitter called us saying she was sick. UGH!
Soooooo mommy got to take five kids grocery shopping. This is something I'm getting fairly comfortable with doing...with the exception of it being HARD work. *snicker*
And these were the things I heard myself saying as I shopped.
Kaylin, get your hand out of your pants, and quit playing with your butt, its dirty back there.
I said this 5x!!!!!!!!! And yes I saw the ridiculousness of it each time. ROFL
Standing at the check-out stand at the grocery store I look over to see Zeria mining in her nose. I was able to gesture at her quietly that that was entirely GROSS. She quickly stopped. *snicker*
Sooooo onwards and upwards to Wal-mart. The cart got full, and the dry-bottoms diapers were in with poor Jamari. He apparently decided it was lunch time and was eating on them. *giggles* I looked to see him take a big bite of the plastic. "Jamari! STop eating the diapers." I heard myself saying sternly before I realized how absolutely nasty that sounded. I giggled most of the rest of the way through the store on this comment.
But of course kids being kids we weren't done yet. *snicker* Mommy had bought each kiddo a pop for being very, very good. Soooo Kaylin is slurping hers in the back seat. And I hear her say..."If I get pop up my nose I make this sound...(gross body sounds inserted here). And it all comes out." Here is where I lost it. And I laughed all the way home.
Of course after this I hear some weird, gross sound coming from my very adorable three year old. "Kaylin, are you okay?" I ask. (stupid question) "Yes, mommy, the pop just makes my burps funny sounding."
hehehehehehehehehehehehe
Oh yes, my kids know how to behave in public
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Sitting in my office giggling..... hee hee!!
Another day in the life of being a Mom

BTW, I NURSED Sam today, and it worked!!!! I think I will start to do it 1x a day
LOL!! Boy, you just GOTTA have a sense of humor if you're gonna be a MOM!

Ouch! I was giggling so much reading this it hurt.
O.k. It's time to find that shower now... LOL
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