June 9, 2003

• hehehehe  I got this from Tracie

  
  

   Survivor - Texas Style
  > >
  > >
  > > Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its
  > > own,
  > > entitled Survivor - Texas Style.
  > >
  > > The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San
  Antonio,
  > > over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
  > >
  > > They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland,
  > > Odessa,
  > > Lubbock, and Amarillo.
  > >
  > > From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth, and finally back to
  > > Dallas.
  > >
  > > Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads,
  > > "I'm gay,
  > > I'm a vegetarian,
  > > I voted for Al Gore,
  > > George Strait Sucks,
  > > Hillary in 2004,
  > > and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
  > >
  > > The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
  

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