August 23, 2001

• Things I never knew I'd say as a parent.   

  No you may not put your kitty in the microwave.

  
  

  No you may not walk on the piano keys.

  
  

  No you may not finger paint in poop (EWWWWWWWW)

  
  

  Please don't put water color paint on your face.

  
  

  No you can't drink toilet water.

  
  

  No you can fish in the toilet bowl

  
  

  No you may not eat that 3 day old french fry on the floor.

  
  

  (Changing a diaper)  EWWWWWW what did you eat today?

  
  

  Sure you can play in the sink...just stay out of my hair for a few k.

  
  

  No you may not run over your sister with that toy.

  
  

  Get out of the window...your gonna fall 12 feet to the ground.

  
  

  Yes, you may watch your 3rd video for the day.

  
  

  No don't eat dog food.

  
  

  No don't eat soot.

  
  

  No you may not play use the ashes in the stove as your own indoor sand pile.

  
  

  Don't carry your sister by one arm.

  
  

  Don't carry your sister around her neck.

  
  

  Don't put silly putty in your hair.

  
  

  Don't put gum in your hair.

  
  

  What is that in your hair?????

  
  

  Please don't put the plunger in the toilet.

  
  

  *sigh*  Why didn't they tell me I'd make these rules???  Or say these things

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